A PEEP INTO LUPITA NYONG’O’S HOMECOMING BASH

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ith the Oscar firmly in her armpit, what Lupita fans and Kenyans alike, I included are waiting for is the actress’ homecoming and the party begins.

The celebrations are going to be big. Sorry, in Luo-pean; stupendous is the right word for a daughter of the soil and people from Luo land who ooze with swag.

From the alleys of Kibera and Nyamasaria slums; to the streets of Nairobi; Kenyans I hear will party hard.

In that day of her arrival; as a formality, many will fill the airport to the brim; led by the Gor Mahia followers. With the president around; of-course having awarded the day a National Holiday break; the officers will get some work and lots of work.

Dressed elegantly and carrying all manner of paraphernalia; the staunch followers and Lupita fans will warm the airport with their cheers and jeers.

The brigade will, thereafter pour into the roads of Nairobi; blocking traffic, with anti-riot police keeping guard.

Let us give credit where it is due; some in the heat of ecstasy will resort to harassing motorists and looting.

Sources have indicated that they are planning what will turn out to be the biggest ‘homecoming bash” ever to be held in the celebrity circles.

I hear the Range Rovers; Hammers and Mercedes Benzes; are being dusted in readiness for the celebration fit for kings.

Word has it that they will also throw in a chopper and at some point Lupita will ride on a white horse chariot. It promises to be scintillating; but let us wait and see!

Gini wasekao! Donge!

By Embukane Vincent Libosso.