PEANUTS AND” BELOW THE BELT” THEORY

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e published a story on our blog and everyone went crazy on the power of peanuts… (http://bukhungu-bukhanga.blogspot.com/2012/08/the-healing-power-of-nuts.html#links)

You cannot help noticing the new trend in Nairobi where every witchdoctor has set camp in the leafy city under the sun and its suburbs, offering consulting services related to “nguvu za kiume (enhancing potency); “mapenzi” (love); and “kurudisha bibi” (finding lost love).

If a casual glance at the Dailies on classified ads is anything to go by, then it seems men are thoroughly disgusted with the shape and sizes of what the good Lord gave them.

So everyone is offering services aimed at strengthening, enlarging, lengthening, fattening- you name it. You would think women are trying to get fatter as a result; but hell no. it is the opposite-they want to burn the fat, get leaner, thinner and skinnier.

While working on my internship, I kept on wondering why everyone in the office was eating peanuts from men to women; it seemed the in-thing. Well it is rumored that peanuts enhance “nguvu za kiume” (enhancing potency).

As you read this; nearly everyone is still nibbling on peanuts. What is happening? Look we can’t blame pollution. We can’t blame politicians, much as we would love to. We shouldn’t even blame the devil.

Methinks that in our never ending hurry to nowhere, in our daily struggles for survival, in our collective hungers, broken lives and shattered dreams, the well below have run dry…..

Source: additional info from the CRAZY MONDAY PULLOUT.